Dodgeball open gym

At the open gym today I was standing by the sidelines because I'd been hit and overheard this:

Guy 1 (playing on the opposite court): Hey, baby, how do you know you're in LA?

Guy 2 (my court):

Guy 1: You're on a cellphone while playing dodgeball.

And sure enough, there was a guy in the other court holding a ball under his arm and talking on his phone. He hung up a minute later, managing to not get hit during his conversation, though also making no attempt to throw the ball.