These were in the LA Times Magazine a few weeks ago:
SWM cultural imperialist foodie seeks goofy hipster hick to drive to San Gabriel so we can brag about being the only white people at a filthy C-grade restaurant.
(San Gabriel Valley is the place to go for plentiful, authentic Chinese food in LA. You can easily find places where you're the only non-Chinese speaker. It's a joke that contains a grain of truth that the tastiness of the food is inversely proportional to the health grade of the restaurant.)
Another one that gets right to the point:
Young and knocked up. Ex got locked up. Looking to start a family? No cons.
I'm not sure where in LA you can find wild pigs:
M4M 6'5", 30s ripped, seeks male companion for bow hunting and pig roast. You know -- the love only a warrior can share. Amateur butchering skills a plus.
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